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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:28

Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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