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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scientists discover 34 million year old hidden river world buried under 2 km of Antarctic ice - Times of India

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

UN calls for investigation into killings near Gaza aid site - BBC

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Google's Veo 3 AI video generator is unlike anything you've ever seen. The world isn't ready. - Mashable

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

AI could unleash 'deep societal upheavals' that many elites are ignoring, Palantir CEO Alex Karp warns - Fortune

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

One of the Best Xbox Series X Games Is $56 Off Right Now - ComicBook.com

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Apple details the end of Intel Mac support and a phaseout for Rosetta 2 - Ars Technica

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Hegseth warns China poses 'imminent' threat to Taiwan and urges Asia to boost defence - BBC